Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a beautiful 5 story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only.” Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in and see what the place is all about.
The doorman explains to them how it works. “We have 5 floors, each with a sign describing what you will find on that particular floor. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there.”
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: “All the men on this floor are short and plain.” The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: “All the men here are short and handsome.” Still, this isn’t good enough for them, so the friends continue on up to the next floor.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: “All the men here are tall and plain.”
They still want to do better. Knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: “All the men here are tall and handsome.” The women get all excited and begin to go in when they realize that there is still one more floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: “There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman.”
